The Church of Pee-wee
The First book of Paul, called

there was Paul Reubens.

And Paul Reubens said, Let there be another Groundlings character.

And Paul Reubens saw the character, and that it was good: and he called the character Pee-wee Herman.

And Paul Reubens said, Let the character perform at the Roxy for six months, then sell out Carnegie Hall. And so it came to pass that these things happened, and it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And so Paul Reubens created Pee-wee in his own image (well sort of anyway), bestowing upon him a tight grey suit, some lipstick, and a red clip-on bow tie.

And Paul Reubens called upon Moses I mean Tim Burton to set Pee-wee upon the firmament of the big screen. And he made the beast and cattle and every creeping thing upon the earth to visit the movie theaters, and they saw that it was good.

And Paul Reubens blessed them, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish pop culture, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish in the sea, and over the fowl in the air, and over every other living creature that moveth upon the earth, for they canst not pay to get in the movie theaters.

And for those who could not get into movie theaters, there was Pee-wee's Playhouse. And Paul Reubens saw every thing he had done, and behold, it was very good. It was damn good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

Chapter 2

Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

And on the seventh day Paul Reubens ended his work which he hath made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he hath made.

And Paul Reubens was caught allegedly knowing himself, and was ritualistically slain by the media. But in the year 2000 he is to resurrect Pee-wee Herman, and to set him again upon the firmament of the big screen...

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